Before I enter the Blood Brothers
site, I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I am 21 years of age or older;
that I all along suspected that the Communications Decency Act was a Fascist
plot; that I support the free exchange of images, art, and creative writing
on the Internet (even material that, with any luck, will give Jesse Helms
a coronary); that, if I am a member of a state or federal law-enforcement
agency, I am secretly a great big homo; and that I really, really (no,
I mean it), really want to see Blood Brothers.
Get me out of here! 
Take
me there!